Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence
i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
u look like megamind drugdealer
