Movie night jokes

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha