Movie night jokes

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

What is a good night for you?

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.