Movie night jokes

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.