What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
