the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse
Heres some of my weird jokes: What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go. Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of it's house? Because it's in its name. Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese 1st.
Why do people say cheese in a camera? because they were using the computer
The clock struck one! Then down did come! Hickory dickory doc What am I? Random- a mouse? Me- no dumb $hit! Random- what is it? Me- the gillotine!
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A mouse said who should put the bell on the cat then all move said the old one
Friend: Eric, spell mouse. Eric: M O U S. Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
What did the mouse say after it's bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!
