Mouse

Mouse jokes

Statue

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

Bat

Two female mice met and one spoke:

"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."

Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."

"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"

Match

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

Memes

Poison

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

Rhino

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

Cheese

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

Clock

The clock struck one!

Then down did come!

Hickory dickory doc

What am I?

Random- a mouse?

Me- no dumb shit!

Random- what is it?

Me- the guillotine!

Child

Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

Bell

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

Friend

Friend: Eric, spell mouse.

Eric: M O U S.

Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?

Memes

Community

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

Guys send prayers to my hamster. Today when i came home from my uncles we found him underneath the stove in a mouse trap (the sticky kinds) his fur on his right arm was missing so its just bare skin and he had glue trap all over him we don't know if he is going to make it through the night but right now he is so shock that everytime i pick him up he bites me so please send out prayers for my little guy i'm very worried about him. If you do thank you very much <3333