Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Mother's Day Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
