Mother's Day jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!