Mother's Day

Mother's Day Jokes

Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year Because they don't have father's & mother's days

wanna know something the orphan could never do

wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?