Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Mother's Day Jokes
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
