Mother's Day

Mother's Day Jokes

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."