Mother's Day

Mother's Day jokes

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?

... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.