Mother's Day jokes
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.