Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.