Mother's Day jokes
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!