Mother's Day jokes
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Community
Happy Mothers day! Make sure to contact every mother you know :> even your friends mother! Just make sure not to sleep with her!