What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
Biippty Boppity get the F*ck off my property.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁