Kids in the backseat make accidents and accidents in the back seat make kids.

Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You’re welcome, Backseat.

I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried

Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car