Horror Movies jokes

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

It's called "Unplugged!"

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."