Horror Movies

Horror Movies Jokes

Psycho

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

Grave

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

Mum

Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

Anime

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

Mask

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Movie

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

Stephen Hawking

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

Movie

There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

It's called "Unplugged!"

Guy

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!