What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What goes moo? Cow.
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
