Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What goes moo? Cow.
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
