There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
Why was the pregnant cow get mad all the time,it wasn’t in for the moo-d
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
what do cows listen to? - Moo-sic
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
What did the cow say every morning Good moorning!!
Knock knock Who there The butt The butt who The butt goes mooooo
why did the cow steal a AK-47? He was a mooslim
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
