Moo

Moo Jokes

It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong