Moo jokes
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
moo.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!