Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What did the cow tell an indian?
Moo!
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
