Moo jokes
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.