Mom's jokes
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.