Mom's jokes

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

The earth was flat until they buried your mom.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your mom.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!