Mom's jokes

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Your mom and your dad.

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Your mom #69.

Me: I will f**k ur mom.

Orphan: I don't have one.

Me: ......

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

POV: You're an orphan.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your mom.

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.