Mom's

Mom's jokes

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

  • 4

    • There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

    There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

    Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

  • 6

    • Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

    Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

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    • Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

    Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.