Mom's jokes
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭