Mohammed jokes

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.