Mohammed jokes

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”

If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

I love Muslims, they are great at parties!

They have the best fireworks.