Mohammed jokes

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”

If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.