Mohammed

Mohammed Jokes

Faith

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

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  • Eye

    Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

    A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

    Religion

    A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”

    Enemy

    If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

    Fighter Jet

    I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

    Pilot

    The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.