Misogyny jokes

What’s the difference between football and rape?

Women don’t like football.

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

I hate my wife.

*cue laugh*

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.