Mimicry jokes

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Stop acting like an owl!

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

Your adopted.

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.