Mimicry jokes
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Like if you know someone is emo.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)