Mimicry jokes
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.