Milk

Milk Jokes

Milkman

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

Dad

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

Drug

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

Milkman

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Dad

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

Kid

Kid: Dad, where are you going?

Dad: To get milk.

TEN YEARS LATER

Kid's friend: Where's your dad?

Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.

Child

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

Cow

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Cow

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.

Prank

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Dad

Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Because their dad never came home from the store.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!