milk (DYM 115)
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
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Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
My dad said I should look if I could move a log well he had to go get milk
one day, the milkman came to drop off milk. The boy asked the milkman, do you know where my dad is. The milkman replies, I am your dad, then runs off like batman
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back not the milk tho😭
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Old.mother riley, had a fat cow.. she milked it and milked it but didnt know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits.. old mother riley was covered in sh!t💩
why did the kid cry? his dad didn't get the milk
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
