What do u call a short student A Ravin
Justin
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? bug spray
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a fat midget
- A pig
pussi
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
What do you call a midget with autism
A weetard
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
