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Why Midgets Laugh Running

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Midget85
Grass93

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The joke plays on the stereotype of midgets being short. It implies their genitals are so close to the ground that grass tickles them when they run causing them to laugh.

Comments (46)

I don’t get it? The grass tickles their balls? You know, I have balls, and I’ve been punched there and kicked and knees there before, but grass on their balls? It’s a good joke but still don’t get it! Could you explain to me??

We are not disabled you d-ck. Go die in a hole somewhere at the bottom of the ocean.

I don't care how many people hate me for being rude now its not like it makes a difference the ratio of people who hate me to the ratio of people who like me is still 100%:0%

Ok let me explain... seeing as i’m The one that did it... they are midgets their balls hang low... and by the way sorry for not putting my name on it but I swear that i’m The one that did it.

@ The voice. the ratio of people who hate me to the ratio of people who like me is still 100%:0% suggust that 100% of people hate you, and 0% of them are like you.

3h3y

That is not nice!

That is so funny!! 😂😂😂

guys, lets try not to make these kinds of jokes. also, they dont like to be called midgets.

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This is the disabled jokes not midget

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@The Voices got offended. You do realize this is dark humor right?

Now that is funny

Common mann.

Be more mature.

Inappropriate jerk.🙄

@Dude.😑 This is fucking dark humor you idiot. If you dont like it, then get the fuck off this site you sexist bitch.

@AshDaPickle What the fuck did he say that makes him"sexist" you dumb bitch?

Sweet Jesus why does this seem like a reality tv show damn just shut up and look at a different joke if you dont like it

Don't make midgets jokes, They get kinda low