Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why the Midget Didn't Go to Bed: A Height Problem Solved
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dum-dum. You probably thinkin' that little people can just hop onto beds like it ain't no thang. But reality check, genius! Their arms and legs are shorter than a politician's promise. So, they can't just climb onto any ol' bed they please. It's a physical limitation, ya dig? Now, go back to sleep and dream about somethin' you actually understand!
Zachary
That's not a disabled joke. That's a short joke.
Random Task
You're a short joke.
Mrbutt
Ha
boob
i have a friend that cant reach the bed :(
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