Mess-up jokes
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
This stuff is messed up, you people.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
talking to that one friend
That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re
Community talk
Guys I was fucking up so bad at work omg
Hello, fellow humans. For those who don't know me, I don't know you either. But for those who do, I'm here to apologize. Mainly to May, Cosmo (I think), and whoever else was involved with the last time I was on this app or Bitrix. The things I did were pretty messed up and probably unforgivable. But I come back to ask for said forgiveness, and I just wanna be friends with you all again. It's understandable if not, and I will stop trying to contact any of you if that's what you wish. And with that, I need some1 to play Minecraft with me :(
Chapter One Part one - Foundations Nevelah was not always a Nevelah—a carcass. It was once the creator of all humanity. A young man named Mavet. Mavet was the first and only human to exist, born when the Earth collided with the Spear of Organs. The Spear, now a shield protecting the Earth and all of "human," brought forth a being far from understanding. The word "human" itself comes from Nevelai, the original langua… Read more