Mess-Up Jokes

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.