Merchandise jokes

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.