Merchandise jokes

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."