Merchandise jokes

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.