Merchandise jokes

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.