i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
I will always rember my dads last words...
oh wait i've never them.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
a stab wound
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said "what happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle, the father replied with "you know what happened, you were there." the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
what do you get from childhood drama a ginger with autism
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
