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rapboat

The image is a meme with text at the top that says "Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out" and below that, in quotes, "I'm gayer." Underneath, there's a picture of a man in a red beanie looking at another person with a dark complexion.

Heroin Monkey

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
10

ur mommy

giving people karma

A young boy with a bowl cut smiles mischievously. The text on the image says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Jazzy💕

A woman is crying while holding a telephone receiver to her ear. The text above the image says, "Me calling my best friend when the smallest inconvenient thing happens to me."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

randomone

Being heroic is just not his thing

The image is a four-panel comic strip. The first panel shows a hand reaching up from water with the text "Whitney Houston" written above it. The second panel shows a hand reaching down with the text "God" written above it. The third panel shows a hand pushing the drowning hand down with the text "You're dead." written above it. The final panel shows the hand completely submerged with bubbles.

big [fire] balls

Two images show a conversation. In the top image, a man asks a priest, "What happens after you die?" In the bottom image, the priest responds, "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."

countryhumans memes

so true

Two-panel comic. In the first panel, an exchange takes place where one character asks to copy the other's homework. The response is to make it look different so it's not obvious. The second panel shows a country ball on the left, and a country person on the right.

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a tweet asking why Serbs deserve to be bombed by NATO. A reply references "Pearl Harbor." The meme includes a Wojak wearing a Serbian hat with tears and the phrase "wHaT diD WE do to gEt bOmBeD?" Next to it is a gigachad-style character holding a NATO flag with the words "Pearl Harbor."

Foodinhaler2000

<3

A digitally manipulated image of a person with exaggerated features is set against a beige background. The text at the bottom reads: "THE THING YOU FEAR IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING."

rapboat

I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy

A comment states that being a fan of Kendrick is like being a fan of Godzilla or Satoru Gojo because they will always win by complete domination, and fans are more interested in how they achieve victory.

rapboat

A screenshot shows Chris Paul looking dejected with the text "Drake releasing 'The Heart Part 6'" above him and text from a video: "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" at the bottom. A basketball game score is visible with DAL 107 and PHX 65.

Nico Di Anglo

if ykyk

The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

DIANEE

A tiny, pink, cartoon potato is in the middle of the image. Above the potato it reads, "I am a tiny potato. And I believe in you". Below the potato it says, "YOU CAN DO THE THING".

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