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blach66

A photo of a man in a suit with the text "HI I'M BOB" above his head and "MY FAVOURITE THING TO DO IS TO EAT 62-YEAR-OLD JANITORS" below him.

GG Miller

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Heroin Monkey

jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

MEME LORD

A yellow Labrador is sitting in the backseat of a car, looking directly into the camera with a slightly concerned expression. The text above the dog reads: "How my dog stares at me after I murmur 'Bad things happen to good people' with my shlong in my hand."

✨Jassy✨

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

Toast ツ

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :

The image depicts two animated characters. One is a blue figure, and the other is a green tree character. The blue character appears to be struggling with the green tree. The text above the characters reads, "3 year old me trying to get a chip bag open," and the text at the bottom of the image reads, "But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge!"

shaylie lol

The image shows a person with a slightly distorted face. The text above the image says "When your parents say 'hey we need to talk' and every single thing you've done since birth crosses your mind.". The bottom left corner shows 'Jamescharles_s'.

Anonymous

REALLLL THO

The image shows two pictures of a bird on a hand. The first one is a bird standing on a hand, with a regular shape. The second one shows the same bird sitting down, and its body looks flatter, with its thighs making it wider. The text reads "when you sit down and your thighs do the thing".

Heroin Monkey

A person looks out of a window. The text above the image says: How I wake up knowing that I've got 0 political beliefs and just say things to annoy people.

Jazzy💕

smh

A meme showing a person with a skeptical expression and the text: "Me: Things can't possibly get any worse. Things:"

Heroin Monkey

A handwritten test paper with the questions: "What is one thing in the world that should be improved?" and "What is one thing that you can do to help?" The answer to the first question is "Cost of living." The answer to the second question is a drawing of a stick figure holding a gun.

Heroin Monkey

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

rapboat

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Wade

Mental Breakdown

A cartoon image depicts a large, grotesque character with an eyeball in their mouth pointing at a jester character, Pomni. The grotesque character is shouting, "POMNI! DO THAT THING THE AUDIENCE LOVES SO MUCH!" while Pomni reacts with "*MENTAL BREAKDOWN*". The grotesque character is saying "AMAZING!" in the bottom corner.

Toast ツ

Guys only want two things in life

A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運世界在我裡面展開你完成了我的命運光環走你重按我的命運倒帶我們可以你補充我的位置你補充我的位置來救我

Big daddy2.0

no thank u for sleeping

A cartoon man with short blond hair and a red outfit with white gloves is shown from the chest up with a surprised expression. Text in white at the top of the image says, "When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospitals and every one starts sleeping better". Text at the bottom of the image says "No need to thank me."

✨Jassy✨

Me during quarantine

A person is shown in two scenarios. First, text saying, "I'm not going to buy dumb things from Amazon anymore, just because I'm bored." Second, a person with a pink bonnet and a hair dryer attached to it is pictured.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

A Star Wars Fan

A concrete wall is spray-painted with a list in red. The list says: "Things I hate: 1. Vandalism, 2. Irony, 3. Lists."

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