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Zombie Apocalypse

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

Diaper

A black and brown dachshund walks with its back legs very stiffly while its front legs are more relaxed. The text on the image reads "Me playing with my son's thing when I change his diaper (The way it wiggles is funny)"

Monster

The image shows a cartoon vampire with the Soviet Union flag superimposed on it, saying, "Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered." Below it is an angry-looking cartoon penguin with the Finnish flag superimposed on it, and text that says "*Angry snow noises*".

Key

The image contains four pictures. The first one is a set of keys, the second one a brown wallet, the third one a cell phone, and the fourth one a map of Poland. Above these four pictures, there is a text "Things that disappear at regular intervals". Below the map are the words "Lithuania, Baltic Sea, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Warsaw, Ukraine, Germany, Katowice, Czech Republic, Slovakia.".

Nut

A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".

Anger

The image shows two stick figures. The left one is white with red scribbles at the legs and it's labeled "my anger level usually". The right stick figure is completely red and it's labeled "my anger level when someone is better than me at the things I like".

Week

A bar graph showing how one finds lost items. The x-axis has three categories: "by searching for them", "forgetting and finding them a week later", and "MAMAAAAAA!". The y-axis shows the frequency of each occurrence with "MAMAAAAAA!" being the most common.

Voice

Unless you wanna die

A meme with an image of a woman staring intensely. The text above her reads, "Things you never tell a Latina: -Chill -I'm breaking up with you -Lower your voice -Calm down -Relax -You're crazy [stares in Spanish]"

Walmart

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message says, "Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk was I?" The other says, "Dude, in WalMart when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, 'THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!'" The first person then replies, "...Awesome"

Parent

The text reads: "Did anyone else's parents used to drive them around neighborhoods to look at people's Christmas lights and it used to be the most exciting thing ever??"

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jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

Love

The image shows a cloudy sky with an orange hue, and the text says, "Even though you didn't love me if I could turn back time I wouldn't change a thing, in fact I'd fall in love with you all over again."

Football

A meme showing a thumbnail from a YouTube video titled "10 Things Only Cristiano Ronaldo Did in Football" by AshStudio7. An arrow points from Cristiano Ronaldo in a football jersey to a blurred image of him naked with his genitals censored, except for a very large penis.

House

A stick figure of a child asks his dad, who is sitting at a desk in front of a monitor displaying a Bitcoin chart, "Are you winning Dad?" The dad responds with "No, pack your things, I just lost the house."

Lamp

An image of Aladdin holding a magic lamp with a blue genie beside him. The text says, "Aladdin taught me that good things happen to those who rub one out."

God

The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"

Life

The image shows a meme with text and an image of a man's face floating in a blue cloudy sky. The text reads 'Me: honestly, it's not like things can really get any worse, so there's that. Life:'. The face is looking with a comical expression.

Mood

Two women, one on the left covering her face and laughing, and one on the right laughing at her phone. Text above the women reads: "that mood when you and your bestie are laughing at the most stupid things for no reason."

France

Penguinz0 is in the picture. The text at the bottom says "The thing I hate about France."

Corner

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

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