Science Memes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Idea

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

Girl

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part reads, "Girls in Science class: Ewww I'm not touching a frog." The bottom part shows Kermit the Frog attached to a cross-like structure with the caption: "Our masterpiece is finished."

History

A photo of a laptop screen showing a college application form for the College of Arts & Sciences. The question asks "Discuss why you have chosen history as your major." In the text box, the user has typed "the little dark age edits". There is overlay text that says "i hope my admissions officer knows ball 💔 wish me luck ✌️".

Skeleton

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Scientist

A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".

Vaccine

wt

The image uses the Drake meme format. In the top panel, Drake is shown with a disapproving expression, hand up as if to say no, next to the text "Chance a virus with a 99.97% recovery rate." In the bottom panel, Drake is smiling and pointing with a finger, as if in agreement, next to the text "Alter my DNA from an experimental vaccine, with NO liability, from a corrupt industry." There is a text label FALSE in a red box on the left.

Emoji

A screenshot of an exchange in a comment section. The first user, "Silver King," posts a sequence of emojis including an Orthodox cross, a Transgender flag, a call-me hand, a Moai statue, a second Orthodox cross, a second call-me hand, and a Rainbow flag. The second user, "Cypher Creator," replies with a similar sequence, replacing the flags with an Atom symbol and replacing the final Orthodox cross with a Latin cross. Silver King then replies to Cypher with the text: "too far bro."

Snail

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

Time

A black and white meme featuring a Wojak character (also known as Feels Guy) with a wormhole-like grid representing spacetime extending from his head. Above him, orange text reads, 'TIME IS AFFECTED BY GRAVITY'. Below him, magenta text reads, 'DISAGREE? SCIENCE IS UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO MAKE SENSE TO YOU'. The signature 'Absolutna Cwelina' is in the bottom right.

Avocado

A white cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting at a table with scientific glassware. There is a blackboard behind it with formulas on it. The text reads: "What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

Hamster

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."

Dick pic

Heres my "dick" pic

A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.

Who would win

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

Asteroid

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Health

A person with their eyes closed with the text "Did you know? Breathing is good for your health."

Feminist

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

Smoke detector

An old colored photograph shows a man resembling Albert Einstein standing in front of a blackboard, gesturing towards a drawing of a 9-volt battery and a smoke detector with the word "Chirp!!" next to it. A group of young Black men, dressed in suits and ties, are seated in rows, attentively watching him. The top text reads: "So as you can see, the smoke detector has a 9 volt battery which goes here..."

T Rex

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

Spin

Spin

The image shows a four panel comic with Lego figures. The first panel says, "What is spin, exactly?" In the second panel, it states, "It's like when a ball spins but it's not a ball". The third panel shows a close up of a Lego head with a smile. In the last panel it concludes with, "And it doesn't spin".

Nerd

the nerd in this

A long blue tube with the text "Accelerating Science" and "Accélérateur de science" is positioned outdoors. A person is walking alongside the tube.

Jokes

Wordplay

I make science puns, but only periodically.

Archaeologist

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

Student

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."