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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of Donald Trump sitting at a table with flags behind him. Overlaid text reads: 'The doctors said they've never seen a body kill the Coronavirus like my body. They tested my DNA, and it wasn't DNA. It was USA.'

Heroin Monkey

A handwritten note on lined paper shows the biological classification ranks: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, written below a sentence with arrows pointing up from each rank to a corresponding word. The sentence reads: Dear Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex. Above the note, text from a tweet says 'Gonna ace this exam'.

Anonymous

Shitpostmastergeneeal

The image shows a loaf of sliced bread with arrows indicating the movement of air around it. The word "stall" is at the bottom of the image.

Anonymous

Shitpostmastergeneral

A brown loaf of bread with green, yellow, and red arrows indicating airflow over the bread, with the word "Downforce" written below.

Unimportant Intelligence

Low quality

A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."

Unimportant Intelligence

A person with their eyes closed with the text "Did you know? Breathing is good for your health."

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

A multi-paneled image. The top panel shows a diagram with arrows indicating the relationship between dinosaurs, dinosaur bones, and fossil fuels, and then from petroleum and polypropylene plastic to plastic dinosaurs. The bottom panel shows a couple lying in bed. The woman is looking at the man with a suspicious expression, with the caption "I bet he's thinking about other girls." The man is staring at the ceiling with the caption "Plastic Dinosaurs are real Dinosaurs."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

A Star Wars Fan

$Painting of Isaac Newton demonstrating light refraction with a prism. The text on the image reads: "Isaac Newton demonstrating that going outside is gay (c. 1670)"$

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a screenshot of a 4chan post featuring a bust of Aristotle next to the text: ">"heavy objects fall faster than light ones" >none cares to check if this is true for 2000 years."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a cow with a speech bubble containing the Greek letter mu.

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Adolf kitler

A white cat is sitting in a transparent glass bowl. The text says, "Cats are liquids". Then it quotes the definition of liquid and says, "That's it. So cats are liquid."

Adolf kitler

A white cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting at a table with scientific glassware. There is a blackboard behind it with formulas on it. The text reads: "What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Heroin Monkey

A hand presses two buttons on a beverage dispenser. The left option has a text that says: "Publishing numerous studies on the benefits of genetic diversity". The right option says: "Having ten children with your cousin". Under the hand, the text says: "Charles Darwin".

Cosmo the Intern

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."

Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

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