Miss memes
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘
Hotter than the sun.
Now that's the piece I'm missing!
Send the numbers and i will answer honestly
It’s finally happening…
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
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Guys is this normal?
Jokes
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.