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Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

Cheese

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image shows two cartoon characters. In the top panel, Perry the Platypus is shown with a round belly, and the text says, "You ate all the cheese?!" The bottom panel shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz, with an expression of shock and despair, saying, "NOOO".

Alien

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A gray alien with big eyes and an open mouth is pressing his hands against a glass surface. The text reads: "Aliens surrendering after seeing all their ships and weapons go missing not even 2 seconds into the invasion (they landed in Romania)."

Deal

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A character from the video game Team Fortress 2 is on the phone saying, "The deal was 150k and immunity, Joe. Did you not take your pills again?"

Class

i fucked ur dad last night · 3 years ago

that one person in ur class be like

A photo of four people standing behind a counter. Three of them wear matching food costumes - one in mustard, one in ketchup, and one in a hotdog costume. The person on the left is wearing a completely different, scary costume. The text on the image reads: "There's always that one person who forgets the theme."

Daddy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with glasses and a fedora looking at the camera. The image includes the text: "Hey babygirl how's daddy's little kitty I missed you so much."

Department

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a meme featuring Shrek holding a phone, as if making a call. The text says 'HELLO GAY DEPARTMENT? I FOUND YOUR MISSING MEMBER'.

Toilet Paper

Blach66.1 · 3 years ago

A close-up image of Megamind with a slightly tilted head, looking directly at the viewer. The text "NO TOILET PAPER?" is superimposed at the top of the image.

Sniper

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An anime character, Usopp from One Piece, with a long nose, sits on a large cannon on a ship's deck. He looks wide-eyed and surprised as smoke billows from the cannon's barrel, implying a shot has just been fired or misfired. The caption reads, "the hired sniper after missing charlie kirk's ear".

Call

bloodgod · 3 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Gas

Composed Spider · 5 months ago

How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim.

A photo of a man with a sharp jawline and dark hair styled in a side-part, wearing a small black rectangle of tape under his nose to resemble a toothbrush mustache. He has a slight smirk. The meme references a 'Chad' version of Adolf Hitler. The text overlay reads: "How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim."

Actor

anime_and_fanfic_lover · 7 years ago

They told me I could never be an actor.

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

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