House memes

Animal

2 years ago

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

Star

1 year ago

A map view shows a large house. There is a green map pin labeled "Owned by Kendrick". Below the house is a listing that says "DrakesChildChamber, 3.0 stars, kindergarten, open 24 hours."

Werewolf

1 year ago

A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."

Professor

2 years ago

The image is a four-panel meme featuring characters from Harry Potter. In the top left, Luna Lovegood is holding a book, stating 'PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE! OH THAT'S GREAT MS LOVEGOOD. I THINK I'VE SOLVED THE MUGGLE PROBLEM FOR GOOD!' In the top right, Dumbledore is shown, with the text '20 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR'. The bottom left panel shows Luna again, with the text 'BUT PROFESSOR I'M IN RAVENCLAW'. The bottom right panel shows Dumbledore again with the text '50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!'

Bill Gates

25 days ago

World

4 months ago

Guardians of gahoole

Any Ga'Hoole fans? No?

A young girl with a mischievous smile stands in the foreground, looking at the viewer. Behind her, a house is engulfed in flames, and firefighters are present. Text overlays read, 'THE WORLD IN BOOK 14' and 'CORYN'.

Character

1 year ago

so true sadly and i hate those griffers

The image shows a digital drawing. On the left is a character that represents Mexico, and on the right is a character that represents the United States. Mexico is holding a block of lava and is labeled "Griefer" while saying "¡Inuevo! ¡Triste! ¡Lo madre!" The United States is panicking, because Mexico is using the lava to burn the United States' house. The United States is saying "Oh F-. My house."

Child

11 months ago

A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.

Christmas

1 year ago

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows a white bird wearing a red Santa suit and looking to the right with a serious expression. The text reads: "You really gonna scroll past and not say Merry Christmas?". The right panel shows a yellow and orange bird perched on top of a Christmas tree. The text reads: "Because in this house there's only one star".

Jokes

Orphan

7 years ago

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Incest

6 years ago

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

Stephen Hawking

7 years ago

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

House jokes