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Santa

NikTheBest · 6 months ago
  • A man resembling Santa Claus, with a white beard and hair, is sitting on a subway or train seat. He is wearing a red tracksuit with white stripes and an emblem resembling the Soviet hammer and sickle on the shoulder. He is holding a red shopping bag. White capital text overlays the image, reading: "SOVIET SANTA COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKES YOUR GIFTS."
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    Star

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • A map view shows a large house. There is a green map pin labeled "Owned by Kendrick". Below the house is a listing that says "DrakesChildChamber, 3.0 stars, kindergarten, open 24 hours."
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  • Animal

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.
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    Werewolf

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."
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  • Shot

    Composed Spider · 1 month ago
  • Dr. House

    A black and white image of Dr. House with a serious, intense expression is shown within a news report frame. The top left corner has a "LIVE" tag. A red banner across the image reads "BREAKING NEWS". The main headline states "Dr. House shot dead in The Bronx". Below this, a yellow bar contains the smaller text "no more mouse bites".
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    Professor

    BellaTrix · 2 years ago
  • The image is a four-panel meme featuring characters from Harry Potter. In the top left, Luna Lovegood is holding a book, stating 'PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE! OH THAT'S GREAT MS LOVEGOOD. I THINK I'VE SOLVED THE MUGGLE PROBLEM FOR GOOD!' In the top right, Dumbledore is shown, with the text '20 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR'. The bottom left panel shows Luna again, with the text 'BUT PROFESSOR I'M IN RAVENCLAW'. The bottom right panel shows Dumbledore again with the text '50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!'
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    Guardians of gahoole

    Anonymous · 8 months ago
  • Any Ga'Hoole fans? No?

    A young girl with a mischievous smile stands in the foreground, looking at the viewer. Behind her, a house is engulfed in flames, and firefighters are present. Text overlays read, 'THE WORLD IN BOOK 14' and 'CORYN'.
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    Character

    countryhumans memes · 2 years ago
  • so true sadly and i hate those griffers

    The image shows a digital drawing. On the left is a character that represents Mexico, and on the right is a character that represents the United States. Mexico is holding a block of lava and is labeled "Griefer" while saying "¡Inuevo! ¡Triste! ¡Lo madre!" The United States is panicking, because Mexico is using the lava to burn the United States' house. The United States is saying "Oh F-. My house."
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  • Child

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.
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    Christmas

    Pankake · 1 year ago
  • The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows a white bird wearing a red Santa suit and looking to the right with a serious expression. The text reads: "You really gonna scroll past and not say Merry Christmas?". The right panel shows a yellow and orange bird perched on top of a Christmas tree. The text reads: "Because in this house there's only one star".
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  • Orphan

    Mangle Funtime · 7 years ago
  • Why are orphans bad at poker?

    They don't know what a full house is.

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