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55 views · Composed Spider · 7 days ago

Dr. House

A black and white image of Dr. House with a serious, intense expression is shown within a news report frame. The top left corner has a "LIVE" tag. A red banner across the image reads "BREAKING NEWS". The main headline states "Dr. House shot dead in The Bronx". Below this, a yellow bar contains the smaller text "no more mouse bites".

Rock

233 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A large, rough-hewn boulder occupies a significant portion of a room, almost blocking a doorway. Above the boulder, text reads: 'Bro my dog gotta stop bringing rocks into the house,' followed by emojis: two shrugging men, a broken heart, and a crying face. At the bottom, there are more emojis: a crying laughing face, a waving hand, and a red heart.

Bill Gates

105 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

Santa

146 views · NikTheBest · 5 months ago

A man resembling Santa Claus, with a white beard and hair, is sitting on a subway or train seat. He is wearing a red tracksuit with white stripes and an emblem resembling the Soviet hammer and sickle on the shoulder. He is holding a red shopping bag. White capital text overlays the image, reading: "SOVIET SANTA COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKES YOUR GIFTS."

Garden

74 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A diagram illustrating wireless internet signal strength within and around a house. The house layout shows a 'Router' in the center, and rooms labeled 'Bed', 'Desk', and 'Xbox'. A color-coded legend indicates 'Crap' (red), 'Poor' (yellow), and 'Great' (green) signal strength. The 'Bed', 'Desk', and 'Xbox' areas show red (crap) signal. The area immediately around the 'Router' shows yellow (poor) signal. 'The middle of your garden' and 'Out on the street' show green (great) signal. Below the house diagram, 'Your neighbor's house' is depicted entirely in green, indicating great signal strength.

Guardians of gahoole

9 views · Anonymous · 6 months ago

Any Ga'Hoole fans? No?

A young girl with a mischievous smile stands in the foreground, looking at the viewer. Behind her, a house is engulfed in flames, and firefighters are present. Text overlays read, 'THE WORLD IN BOOK 14' and 'CORYN'.

Cigarette

80 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

Family

71 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

Stairs

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A pale, monstrous creature with glowing eyes, sharp teeth, and long claws hangs from the top of a carpeted staircase, looking down. A red circle and arrow point to a white thermostat mounted on the wall near the bottom of the stairs. Text overlay reads: "Yall fw my new thermostat?".

Owl

56 views · JXSTR99 · 11 months ago

not my meme but I have an official license

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top, and to the left, "Harry Potter fans". To the right of this text is a close-up image of a person with yellow sunglasses looking extremely excited and grinning. The bottom panel shows the text "Duolingo users" to the left, and to the right is a close-up image of a person (possibly the same person) crying with tears streaming down their face.

Face

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A gingerbread house decorated with white frosting, green frosting leaves, and colorful candies. The front of the house is a large printed image of the face of actor Hugh Laurie with a serious or grumpy expression. Smaller cutouts of other men in suits are placed on either side of the house. The text overlay reads: Did someone say Gingerbread House?

Abortion

94 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Income

32 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."

Gucci

38 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."

Sister

70 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."

Species

18 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Place

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Child

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.

Slur

13 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring Dr. House with a wall of pill bottles in the background. The text reads: "Slur? I think you'll find I pronounced it very clearly."

Cat

124 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

An orange cat is sitting on the floor in front of a tea bag. The text on the image says: "Some cats bring their humans birds and mice... Oliver brings me tea bags."

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