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Daughter

Caitlyn 馃悎馃 路 3 years ago
  • I bet my mum thinks this 馃槀

    The image shows a yellow square with black text stating, "Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and then you see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound, and then a door will slam shut."
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  • Salt

    Anonymous 路 2 years ago
  • Would be funny but I鈥檇 rather not get beat to death.

    The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.
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  • Species

    Unimportant Intelligence 路 1 year ago
  • A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."
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  • Face

    Heroin Monkey 路 1 year ago
  • A gingerbread house decorated with white frosting, green frosting leaves, and colorful candies. The front of the house is a large printed image of the face of actor Hugh Laurie with a serious or grumpy expression. Smaller cutouts of other men in suits are placed on either side of the house. The text overlay reads: Did someone say Gingerbread House?
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  • Florida Man

    tabs1528 路 1 year ago
  • The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."
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  • Spider

    Im not sure 路 3 years ago
  • No thank you!

    A young girl looks sideways with a slight smile, while in the background, a house is in flames. The text overlay reads "There was a spider. It's gone now."
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  • Story

    Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
  • The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."
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  • Schedule

    DAP ME UP 路 1 year ago
  • Rate my daily schedule

    The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."
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  • Tech

    Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
  • A man with a red cap is shouting. Behind him, an icon of the Chinese flag and a TikTok logo are crossed out. Below him, it reads: 'IN THIS HOUSE WE ONLY USE AMERICAN TECH SPYWARE.' Under the text are the logos for Facebook, an American flag with 'MADE IN USA,' and Google.
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  • Parent

    Rylee 喋堚櫋顺 路 2 years ago
  • A child with a thinking expression on his face. The text says: "When your parents tell you not to jump on your bed, but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am."
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  • Work

    Anonymous 路 3 years ago
  • he gonna be late

    A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."
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  • Cat

    Adolf kitler 路 1 year ago
  • A group of seven cats are lined up behind a glass door. The text above them says, "I DONT OWN A CAT".
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  • Gun violence

    DAP ME UP 路 1 year ago
  • The image shows a text box with the following text: Prompt: Consider a problem taking place in your community and view it geographically. How does this problem affect your city on... gun violence. Large scale: more people dead. small scale: more housing available. Word Count: 12, Submitted.
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  • Symptom

    Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.
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  • Tip

    Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
  • The image shows a yellow background with the text "Wario's Tips for Summer" at the top. Below that are the numbers 1, 2, and 3. Next to 1, the text says "drink all the shampoo in the house". Wario is pictured at the bottom right next to a swimming pool.
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  • Outlet

    TechPriestGotDrip 路 3 years ago
  • The mistletoaster

    A photo of a toaster hanging from a ceiling, serving as a mistletoe. The text says: "Man this house ain't got enough outlets. what if we kissed under the mistletoaster".
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  • Math Teacher

    King bob 路 3 years ago
  • A man with a hat and sunglasses is smoking a cigarette. Above him is the text: "Bro your math teacher is in that house."
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  • Stairs

    Heroin Monkey 路 1 year ago
  • A pale, monstrous creature with glowing eyes, sharp teeth, and long claws hangs from the top of a carpeted staircase, looking down. A red circle and arrow point to a white thermostat mounted on the wall near the bottom of the stairs. Text overlay reads: "Yall fw my new thermostat?".
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  • Stuff

    Heroin Monkey 路 1 year ago
  • A cartoon shows a man standing atop a large pile of money, holding a sign that says "TAX CUTS." He is yelling "YOU JUST WANT FREE STUFF!!" while pointing at a group of people holding signs that say "Affordable Housing", "Universal Healthcare", and "Affordable College".
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  • Girlfriend

    DADDY sus aka the king 路 3 years ago
  • when your gf invites you to her house to chill馃槒

    A red-tinted image with a scary anime girl with cracked face in a school-like setting.
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