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13 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago
A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."
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  • Face

    12 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A gingerbread house decorated with white frosting, green frosting leaves, and colorful candies. The front of the house is a large printed image of the face of actor Hugh Laurie with a serious or grumpy expression. Smaller cutouts of other men in suits are placed on either side of the house. The text overlay reads: Did someone say Gingerbread House?
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  • Florida Man

    32 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago
    The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."
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  • Spider

    7 views · Im not sure · 3 years ago

    No thank you!

    A young girl looks sideways with a slight smile, while in the background, a house is in flames. The text overlay reads "There was a spider. It's gone now."
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  • Robber

    235 views · T.walk1992 · 2 years ago
    A yellow minion with a big smile and goggles is on the right side. The text on the left side reads: "IF ROBBERS EVER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SEARCHED FOR MONEY I'D gang rape my wife."
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  • Abortion

    55 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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  • Story

    47 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."
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  • Tech

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A man with a red cap is shouting. Behind him, an icon of the Chinese flag and a TikTok logo are crossed out. Below him, it reads: 'IN THIS HOUSE WE ONLY USE AMERICAN TECH SPYWARE.' Under the text are the logos for Facebook, an American flag with 'MADE IN USA,' and Google.
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  • Schedule

    6 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

    Rate my daily schedule

    The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."
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  • Parent

    2 views · Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago
    A child with a thinking expression on his face. The text says: "When your parents tell you not to jump on your bed, but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am."
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  • Work

    Anonymous · 3 years ago

    he gonna be late

    A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."
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  • Gun violence

    4 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago
    The image shows a text box with the following text: Prompt: Consider a problem taking place in your community and view it geographically. How does this problem affect your city on... gun violence. Large scale: more people dead. small scale: more housing available. Word Count: 12, Submitted.
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  • Cat

    3 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
    A group of seven cats are lined up behind a glass door. The text above them says, "I DONT OWN A CAT".
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  • Tip

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a yellow background with the text "Wario's Tips for Summer" at the top. Below that are the numbers 1, 2, and 3. Next to 1, the text says "drink all the shampoo in the house". Wario is pictured at the bottom right next to a swimming pool.
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  • Symptom

    9 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.
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  • Math Teacher

    King bob · 2 years ago
    A man with a hat and sunglasses is smoking a cigarette. Above him is the text: "Bro your math teacher is in that house."
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  • Outlet

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

    The mistletoaster

    A photo of a toaster hanging from a ceiling, serving as a mistletoe. The text says: "Man this house ain't got enough outlets. what if we kissed under the mistletoaster".
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  • Stairs

    11 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A pale, monstrous creature with glowing eyes, sharp teeth, and long claws hangs from the top of a carpeted staircase, looking down. A red circle and arrow point to a white thermostat mounted on the wall near the bottom of the stairs. Text overlay reads: "Yall fw my new thermostat?".
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  • Roommate

    8 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A young man with light skin and brown hair is looking up with an exaggerated facial expression. His eyes are rolled back and his mouth is slightly open. Text above him reads: "When You Turn on The Ceiling Fan and remember Your Roommate is émo"
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  • Halloween

    5 views · Big daddy2.0 · 2 years ago

    She has a right mindset

    A young girl is smirking while in the background a house is in flames. Text on the image says, "Last Halloween this house gave me dental floss, a tooth brush and toothpaste... Not this year."
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