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Heroin Monkey

DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Rylee ੈ♡˳

A child with a thinking expression on his face. The text says: "When your parents tell you not to jump on your bed, but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am."

Anonymous

he gonna be late

A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."

Adolf kitler

A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."

TechPriestGotDrip

The mistletoaster

A photo of a toaster hanging from a ceiling, serving as a mistletoe. The text says: "Man this house ain't got enough outlets. what if we kissed under the mistletoaster".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a yellow background with the text "Wario's Tips for Summer" at the top. Below that are the numbers 1, 2, and 3. Next to 1, the text says "drink all the shampoo in the house". Wario is pictured at the bottom right next to a swimming pool.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a text box with the following text: Prompt: Consider a problem taking place in your community and view it geographically. How does this problem affect your city on... gun violence. Large scale: more people dead. small scale: more housing available. Word Count: 12, Submitted.

Adolf kitler

A group of seven cats are lined up behind a glass door. The text above them says, "I DONT OWN A CAT".

King bob

A man with a hat and sunglasses is smoking a cigarette. Above him is the text: "Bro your math teacher is in that house."

Heroin Monkey

A gingerbread house decorated with white frosting, green frosting leaves, and colorful candies. The front of the house is a large printed image of the face of actor Hugh Laurie with a serious or grumpy expression. Smaller cutouts of other men in suits are placed on either side of the house. The text overlay reads: Did someone say Gingerbread House?

DADDY sus aka the king

when your gf invites you to her house to chill😏

A red-tinted image with a scary anime girl with cracked face in a school-like setting.

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Heroin Monkey

A young man with light skin and brown hair is looking up with an exaggerated facial expression. His eyes are rolled back and his mouth is slightly open. Text above him reads: "When You Turn on The Ceiling Fan and remember Your Roommate is émo"

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon shows a man standing atop a large pile of money, holding a sign that says "TAX CUTS." He is yelling "YOU JUST WANT FREE STUFF!!" while pointing at a group of people holding signs that say "Affordable Housing", "Universal Healthcare", and "Affordable College".

Big daddy2.0

She has a right mindset

A young girl is smirking while in the background a house is in flames. Text on the image says, "Last Halloween this house gave me dental floss, a tooth brush and toothpaste... Not this year."

Adolf kitler

A tabby cat is upside down with its head in a pot, its legs and tail sticking out. The text on the image says, "Can anyone water my cat this weekend?"

Adolf kitler

A black cat with wide eyes and mouth open. Text says: "When you realise it's 4am and you're late for running up and down the hallway."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

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