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Birth

25 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

Shrek

12 views · ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Shresh

A screenshot of a Google search showing the search term "i accidentally built an ogre shrine while watching shrek". Below this is an image of Shrek on a TV screen and an image of a Japanese shrine. Next to those images is a skeleton sitting at a computer with the text "oh god i have done it again".

HIV

39 views · ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Monke

The meme shows an image of Shrek looking bewildered. The text overlayed says, "God: gives monkeys HIV so humans won't do anything sexual to them. Humans: gets HIV. God:"

Work

16 views · King bob · 3 years ago

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Ham

15 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Shooting

28 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".

Ghost

9 views · stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows two penguins looking directly at the viewer with a faded overlay effect, and the text "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel shows a child holding a cross and looking startled, with the text "The ghost in my room:", "How the flip can u see mE?!", and "U need God".

Character

27 views · Wade · 2 years ago

KHONSHU

The image depicts a character with a bird skull head and a wrapped mummy-like body pointing with a finger against a dark background and a moon crescent behind it. The text says: I WANT YOU TO BREAK HIS WINDPIPE!

Blowjob

178 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Skeleton

17 views · ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

Man

37 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt stands next to a red barbecue grill, holding a can. He is wearing a blue apron that says 'DON'T ASK ME FOR THE SECRET FAMILY RECIPE'. To his right, a golden retriever dog sits on the floor, also wearing a blue apron. The dog's apron says 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'.

Jeffrey Epstein

112 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A four-panel image showing the faces of four men, each with a label above them. From left to right: The first panel shows Dr Disrespect with the label 'NOOB'. The second panel shows Drake with the label 'PRO'. The third panel shows Sean 'Diddy' Combs with the label 'HACKER'. The fourth panel shows Jeffrey Epstein with the label 'GOD'.

Religion

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"

Teen

13 views · DrNoob72 · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.

Religion

16 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

God’s buzz cut

A cartoon of a muscular, bald man with a purple toga and a gold medallion on it. The man has a slight smile.

Pet

13 views · CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

so true

The image shows two panels. The top panel is a dog looking up with the text "They feed me and take care of me. They must be gods.". The bottom panel shows a cat laying down with the text "They feed me and take care of me. I must be a god."

Feet

16 views · arsonisfun · 1 year ago

Real

Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."

Child

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a wallet full of money lying on the ground, surrounded by wood chips. The text above the wallet asks, "As a child of god, what's your next move?" The text below the wallet says "To thank him".

Quagmire

7 views · CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

oh my god guys

A cartoon image of the character Quagmire with a large face. The text above the character says "NO GIGGITIES?"

Rock

126 views · Willy b · 14 days ago

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