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Birth

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago
  • Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

    A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"
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    Shrek

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago
  • Shresh

    A screenshot of a Google search showing the search term "i accidentally built an ogre shrine while watching shrek". Below this is an image of Shrek on a TV screen and an image of a Japanese shrine. Next to those images is a skeleton sitting at a computer with the text "oh god i have done it again".
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  • HIV

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago
  • Monke

    The meme shows an image of Shrek looking bewildered. The text overlayed says, "God: gives monkeys HIV so humans won't do anything sexual to them. Humans: gets HIV. God:"
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    Shooting

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".
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  • Ham

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • The ham is in fact processed

    A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.
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    Work

    King bob · 3 years ago
  • A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."
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  • Blowjob

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.
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    Character

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • KHONSHU

    The image depicts a character with a bird skull head and a wrapped mummy-like body pointing with a finger against a dark background and a moon crescent behind it. The text says: I WANT YOU TO BREAK HIS WINDPIPE!
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  • Ghost

    stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago
  • The image shows two panels. The top panel shows two penguins looking directly at the viewer with a faded overlay effect, and the text "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel shows a child holding a cross and looking startled, with the text "The ghost in my room:", "How the flip can u see mE?!", and "U need God".
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    Skeleton

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago
  • Oop

    A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."
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  • Rock

    Willy b · 2 months ago
  • A meme featuring a pile of smooth, multi-colored rocks. Above the rocks, the text reads, "One of the best biblical analogies I've seen yet." Below the rocks, the text continues, "Good thing God didn't ban rocks after Cain killed Abel. Otherwise, David would have been defenceless against Goliath." There is a small "CocoFun" logo at the bottom right.
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    Jeffrey Epstein

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
  • A four-panel image showing the faces of four men, each with a label above them. From left to right: The first panel shows Dr Disrespect with the label 'NOOB'. The second panel shows Drake with the label 'PRO'. The third panel shows Sean 'Diddy' Combs with the label 'HACKER'. The fourth panel shows Jeffrey Epstein with the label 'GOD'.
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  • Religion

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"
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    Teen

    DrNoob72 · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.
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  • Pet

    CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago
  • so true

    The image shows two panels. The top panel is a dog looking up with the text "They feed me and take care of me. They must be gods.". The bottom panel shows a cat laying down with the text "They feed me and take care of me. I must be a god."
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    Religion

    God Pt.2 · 3 years ago
  • God’s buzz cut

    A cartoon of a muscular, bald man with a purple toga and a gold medallion on it. The man has a slight smile.
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  • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
  • A man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt stands next to a red barbecue grill, holding a can. He is wearing a blue apron that says 'DON'T ASK ME FOR THE SECRET FAMILY RECIPE'. To his right, a golden retriever dog sits on the floor, also wearing a blue apron. The dog's apron says 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'.
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    Feet

    arsonisfun · 1 year ago
  • Real

    Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."
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  • Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.
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    Child

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a wallet full of money lying on the ground, surrounded by wood chips. The text above the wallet asks, "As a child of god, what's your next move?" The text below the wallet says "To thank him".
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