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Country

1 year ago
The image shows the text 'Middle Eastern countries on their way to fight over the same piece of desert in the middle of nowhere for the 1000th time (the god poopenfarten said it belonged to them)' above an image of Thanos, with a sword, ready to fight.
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  • Man

    1 month ago
    A man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt stands next to a red barbecue grill, holding a can. He is wearing a blue apron that says 'DON'T ASK ME FOR THE SECRET FAMILY RECIPE'. To his right, a golden retriever dog sits on the floor, also wearing a blue apron. The dog's apron says 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'.
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  • Jeffrey Epstein

    2 months ago
    A four-panel image showing the faces of four men, each with a label above them. From left to right: The first panel shows Dr Disrespect with the label 'NOOB'. The second panel shows Drake with the label 'PRO'. The third panel shows Sean 'Diddy' Combs with the label 'HACKER'. The fourth panel shows Jeffrey Epstein with the label 'GOD'.
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  • D

    Deadpool

    1 year ago

    Doing Gods work wad

    Deadpool holding a baby wrapped in a white cloth with a speech bubble stating, "I got him! I saved black baby Jesus!"
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  • Character

    2 years ago

    KHONSHU

    The image depicts a character with a bird skull head and a wrapped mummy-like body pointing with a finger against a dark background and a moon crescent behind it. The text says: I WANT YOU TO BREAK HIS WINDPIPE!
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  • Memes

    11 months ago
    Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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  • Film

    2 years ago
    A screenshot of a youtube video with the title "Top 10 Depictions of God in Film". The video's thumbnail shows a Bionicle character.
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  • Reaction

    2 years ago

    no god

    A man is seen with his mouth wide open and an expression of shock or horror. The text "NO GOD PLEASE NO" is on top, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" is on the bottom.
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  • Dick

    1 year ago
    The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.
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  • E

    Exclamation

    7 months ago
    The image shows a bear avatar named Explain Bear. Explain Bear says that KSI is a famous YouTuber and that "SWEET BABY JESUS" is just an exclamation, similar to "Oh my God!" Explain Bear adds that the author of the post has no bitches.
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  • C

    Crossover

    1 year ago
    A tweet stating Marvel's Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover, followed by 'God:' and a picture of a platypus swimming in water.
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  • Job

    10 months ago

    You are god if you can do any of these

    The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."
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  • Revenge

    1 year ago
    The image consists of two panels side by side. The left panel shows a woman holding a rifle with the text: "DIDN'T KILL THE MAN WHO TORTURED AND KILLED HER FATHER, BECAUSE 'REVENGE IS BAD'". The right panel shows the video game character Kirby with the text: "KILLED THE GODS BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE HIS CAKE".
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  • Platypus

    1 year ago
    The image shows a platypus at the top, with the text "On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said..." underneath. Below that is an image of a cartoon God giving a thumbs up with the text "let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out".
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  • Peanut

    1 year ago
    A vintage-looking wind-up toy of a peanut with a creepy human face is pictured. The text overlay reads, "I keep screaming but god won't answer."
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  • Review

    1 year ago
    Two tweets from user @xMangojuice. The first one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. went camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn't even bring a sleeping bag? lol he's gonna be freezing tn". The second one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. oh my god wait what is he doing".
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  • Home

    1 year ago
    A white paper with black text and a simple black drawing of a figure with a long nose. The text reads: "It's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves."
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  • Result

    2 years ago
    The image shows a Google search results page for "who is God". The search results are a collage of pictures of the character Vector from the movie Despicable Me in different poses.
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Me: "Yoda please get out
of my asshole PLEASE get
out it hurts oh god it
hurts"
Yoda: "mm reach your
colon i must."
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  • Choice

    2 years ago

    i’d rather pick number 2

    A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".
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