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155 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A classical painting showing a white and brown dog howling in pain as its paw is pinched by a large black lobster on the floor. Labels on the image identify the dog as "The home intruder about to be promoted to a missing person," a smaller red lobster nearby as "God (weeping)," and the large lobster as "Me with chains and an electric auto milker."

Rock

194 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

Dog

294 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A four-panel comic shows God talking to a group of dogs with wings and halos in heaven. He tells them he is sending them to Earth without wings so nobody suspects they are angels. The final panel shows a young girl hugging a golden retriever. Below the comic, a screenshot of a comment section shows a user named BumbleandBumble stating, "I saw an angel eat a child."

Wolf

91 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Oh my gods they’re watching us oh my god

War

56 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A four-panel rage comic. Panel 1 shows a simple stick figure arguing about WWII being 'based' to a Trollface who replies, 'you still think there was a war?'. Panel 2 features a screaming, wide-mouthed Trollface delivering a rant about Babylon, unreal wars, and genocide. Panel 3 shows a menacing, detailed Trollface asking conspiratorial questions about merchants, crosses, scientists, and disposing of bodies. Panel 4 features a highly distorted, demonic black Trollface head surrounded by a colorful Ouroboros (a dragon biting its tail), with the text: 'THE HEAD BITES THE TAIL, IN DEATH THEY ARE BORN.'

Minecraft

65 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

Mouth

76 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A deep-fried meme featuring a muscular, screaming man with a metal coat hanger in his mouth. The text overlay reads: 'IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME PUTTING METAL COAT HANGERS IN MY MOUTH, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM PERFECTLY IRON FLAVORED?'. In the background, there are images of Brian Griffin from Family Guy holding a wine glass, Sonic the Hedgehog, and flame icons. The man's expression is intense, suggesting a profound or humorous revelation.

Cuddle

208 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Mmmmmm femboys…

A meme using a Renaissance-style painting of God, who is shown with a white beard and flowing robes, speaking in a thought bubble. The bubble contains the text: 'Let there be Boys Cuddling in bed.' Below the image of God, there are three separate anime-style illustrations depicting two male characters cuddling affectionately in a bed. A second, partially visible speech bubble shows a reaction: 'Awesome! Thank'.

Shrek

79 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

Man

43 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt stands next to a red barbecue grill, holding a can. He is wearing a blue apron that says 'DON'T ASK ME FOR THE SECRET FAMILY RECIPE'. To his right, a golden retriever dog sits on the floor, also wearing a blue apron. The dog's apron says 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'.

Jeffrey Epstein

127 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A four-panel image showing the faces of four men, each with a label above them. From left to right: The first panel shows Dr Disrespect with the label 'NOOB'. The second panel shows Drake with the label 'PRO'. The third panel shows Sean 'Diddy' Combs with the label 'HACKER'. The fourth panel shows Jeffrey Epstein with the label 'GOD'.

Bee

190 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Hand

32 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A person in a hospital bed surrounded by a vast array of medical equipment, including monitors, tubes, and pumps. Text overlay reads: "religious people will see this and say 'He's in God's hands now'". A watermark in the lower left says "@anti_theist_v1.0".

Eminem

44 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a YouTube video player showing a music video for the song "Rape God" by Eminem. Eminem, dressed in a suit, is visible in the video frame against a colorful, abstract background. Below the video, the title "Eminem - Rape God" and the channel "EminemMusic" with 64.8M subscribers are shown. Below that, the like and dislike counts are visible: 20M likes and 586K dislikes.

English

7 views · ~MACKEN~ · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says they heard the other failed English. The second person responds with typos and grammatical errors like "who telled you?" and "it is unpossible," and "I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away," proving the first person's point. The conversation ends with an exchange of "Okay bye" and "Bye bye. God blast u...!!!"

Dog

8 views · AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH · 1 year ago

The meme shows text saying "John Wick's dog dies naturally."
His friend: "Don't be sad. God gives life and God takes it."
John Wick: "So you mean God killed my dog."
God:". Below the text are two images of a statue of a man, who is looking to the side in the first picture. In the second picture, his eyes are wide and he looks worried.

Bro

7 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."

Exclamation

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Android

28 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Cat

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A white cat looks directly at the camera. Text overlay says: "I am God's silliest experiment."

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