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A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

A man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt stands next to a red barbecue grill, holding a can. He is wearing a blue apron that says 'DON'T ASK ME FOR THE SECRET FAMILY RECIPE'. To his right, a golden retriever dog sits on the floor, also wearing a blue apron. The dog's apron says 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'.

A four-panel image showing the faces of four men, each with a label above them. From left to right: The first panel shows Dr Disrespect with the label 'NOOB'. The second panel shows Drake with the label 'PRO'. The third panel shows Sean 'Diddy' Combs with the label 'HACKER'. The fourth panel shows Jeffrey Epstein with the label 'GOD'.

A person in a hospital bed surrounded by a vast array of medical equipment, including monitors, tubes, and pumps. Text overlay reads: "religious people will see this and say 'He's in God's hands now'". A watermark in the lower left says "@anti_theist_v1.0".

A screenshot of a YouTube video player showing a music video for the song "Rape God" by Eminem. Eminem, dressed in a suit, is visible in the video frame against a colorful, abstract background. Below the video, the title "Eminem - Rape God" and the channel "EminemMusic" with 64.8M subscribers are shown. Below that, the like and dislike counts are visible: 20M likes and 586K dislikes.

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says they heard the other failed English. The second person responds with typos and grammatical errors like "who telled you?" and "it is unpossible," and "I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away," proving the first person's point. The conversation ends with an exchange of "Okay bye" and "Bye bye. God blast u...!!!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The meme shows text saying "John Wick's dog dies naturally."
His friend: "Don't be sad. God gives life and God takes it."
John Wick: "So you mean God killed my dog."
God:". Below the text are two images of a statue of a man, who is looking to the side in the first picture. In the second picture, his eyes are wide and he looks worried.

An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Shitpost-master general

A white cat looks directly at the camera. Text overlay says: "I am God's silliest experiment."

he don't hate me fully

A man with a beard sits at a table. The text above him says: "Always remember that God loves you, if he didn't, you would be an Indian rn."

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

TaylorSwiftBoat

Three men stand in front of a sign that says, "You must 21 years to enter". The text on the image says, "I stand up when I piss (On God)". The text below the image says "21 Savage, Offset & Metro Boomin, 'Still Serving'" and "Genius" on the bottom right.

Why should you care

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

Why should you care

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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The image shows five religious traditions with associated quotes about love. Christian is paired with "God is Love," Judaism with "Love is God's Way," Buddhism with "Love is a Gift," and Hinduism with "Love is Truth." Islam is juxtaposed with a quote that says "Fight all the infidels until they worship Allah." There is a user tag @israeli.dude in the bottom right corner and the name John Smith in the bottom left.

The image shows a split screen with a Fortnite character on the left and a streamer on the right. The text overlay reads "GOATED". Below, a YouTube title card states "NEW TITTY SUCKING METHOD TURNED ME INTO A GOD #FEARCH" and it says the source is "Bus Got Games". The description mentions 30K views and says it is from 1 week ago.

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