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Blowjob

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Sweet bro

SBAHJ

The image is a four-panel comic. The first panel shows a red character with spiky hair and a large stomach, standing in front of a brick wall. The second panel shows another character, this one in purple, saying, "HEY... HEY? I HEARD THAT THERE WAS SOME FAT UGLY NUNSACK OVER HERE THAT WAS GODS GIFT TO GRINDS." The third panel shows the red character from the first panel again, this time with a "TCH>" bubble next to him. The fourth panel shows the red character with the text, "whoof want to know?" above him and also shows the character in multiple clones. There is also a big "TO BE CONTINUED" at the bottom with a distorted color effect.

Heaven

A special quote:

The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"

Toast

toast must burn

The image shows a split screen. The top half features two slices of toast that are completely burnt and smoking inside a toaster. The bottom half shows a still from a movie with two men looking at each other; the text "Some men just want to watch the toast burn" is superimposed on the image.

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

The meme shows a dark, shadowy figure from Hollow Knight declaring it doesn't fear anything, but in the last panel, the same figure admits that the small Hollow Knight in a blue vessel scares him. The text reads: "I fear no Beast, nor God. But that 'thing'... It scares me." The text "end_2048" is also present.

Nipple

on god

A cartoon image of Spiderman with the text "CAN'T TALK NOW" above him and "NIPPLES TOO HARD" below him.

OnlyFans

Sus???

A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."

English

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says they heard the other failed English. The second person responds with typos and grammatical errors like "who telled you?" and "it is unpossible," and "I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away," proving the first person's point. The conversation ends with an exchange of "Okay bye" and "Bye bye. God blast u...!!!"

Hand

A person in a hospital bed surrounded by a vast array of medical equipment, including monitors, tubes, and pumps. Text overlay reads: "religious people will see this and say 'He's in God's hands now'". A watermark in the lower left says "@anti_theist_v1.0".

Attack

Attack on Deadpool

The image shows a large being looming over a burning city with Deadpool in the foreground. Deadpool exclaims: "Oh my god!... I think I left the oven on at home!". The text above says: GOOGLED "ATTACK ON DEADPOOL" and below says: WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

Level

Based

A screenshot of a series of comments. The first comment by May TheBlahaj states: "Damn unless I'm crazy the level of transphobia on wje is insane." Followed by a reply by Snapback Jester, "You're crazy, and nobody cares". May TheBlahaj then replies: "Let me guess, Wade?", and finally nut cracker writes: "oh god".

Eminem

A screenshot of a YouTube video player showing a music video for the song "Rape God" by Eminem. Eminem, dressed in a suit, is visible in the video frame against a colorful, abstract background. Below the video, the title "Eminem - Rape God" and the channel "EminemMusic" with 64.8M subscribers are shown. Below that, the like and dislike counts are visible: 20M likes and 586K dislikes.

Hand

The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.

Bro

An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."

Cat

Shitpost-master general

A white cat looks directly at the camera. Text overlay says: "I am God's silliest experiment."

Android

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Goose

A man in a military uniform with a black beret holding two guns. The text above the man reads "Me on my way to the local park to remind geese that it is man who is made in Gods image."

Injury

Bro is doing tricks on it😭

The image shows a tweet by user Kurrco, stating that Playboi Carti was injured during the shoot of a music video for the song 'KETAMINE'. There is a video thumbnail and an image of a knife hanging from a ceiling. There is also a reply from user Ferzsc, expressing extreme sympathy and offering to take Playboi Carti's pain.

Pancake

It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:

The image shows Michael Scott from the office, looking distressed with his mouth open. The text on the image says "NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO!" at the top and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the bottom.

Snail

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

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