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Heroin Monkey

A map of Italy is shown with a very long boot photoshopped onto the peninsula. The text reads: "why tf y'all say Italy looks like a boot it'd be so long" with a crying-laughing emoji.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, the text reads "The most handsome Redditor" next to a cartoon image of Squidward with his fingers in his nose. The second panel shows the text "The most handsome Twitter User" again next to the same image of Squidward. The third panel says "My best friend in seventh grade" next to an image of a cartoon character with his mouth open.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image shows two photos side-by-side with the text "You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about." The first photo depicts a young man with a red turban, wearing a white shirt with his arms crossed. The second photo shows a turbaned man in a blue and yellow robe sitting on a motorcycle.

Adolf kitler

A cat is standing in a gray bowl. The text above reads: "Nobody: People at gas station toilets".

MATTIX

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a red Corvette performing a burnout, with smoke billowing from the tires. The text “Corvette burnout” is below the car. The bottom panel shows a Tesla engulfed in flames, with the text “Tesla burnout” underneath.

MATTIX

Fuck teslas

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck towing a jet engine. The text above the panel says, "Tesla showing off their $100,000 Cybertruck towing a jet engine". The bottom panel shows a 1972 Chevy truck towing an airplane. The text above the panel says, "A $2,500 Chevy in 1972...". There is a visible part of the word "American" on the plane.

MATTIX

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a split panel. The top panel is a scene from Dragon Ball Z where Goku is looking at a smaller figure standing on a rock and saying 'Let's fight somewhere empty'. Below is a screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled 'List of social media sites that do not access private user data' with an image of Goku and Vegeta fighting.

MATTIX

f_ck teslas

The image is a comparison of two cars. The top image is of a silver Pontiac Aztek, with the caption "EVERY MASTERPIECE" above. The bottom image is of a silver Tesla Cybertruck, with the caption "HAS ITS CHEAP COPY" below. The two cars are positioned side by side for comparison.

MATTIX

Car meme

The image shows two pictures side-by-side. The top picture shows a white Supra doing a burnout with a lot of smoke. The text above says "SUPRA BURNOUT". The bottom picture shows a white Tesla doing a burnout with a lot of fire and smoke. The text above says "TESLA BURNOUT".

Adolf Nigler

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

LtPancakes98

plz explain how there's cars in doom eternal

A screenshot of a Google search bar that says "is it free to customize my car in" and shows drop-down suggestions "in doom eternal", "in gta 5", "in gta 5 online", and "in gta online".

Adolf Nigler

Unbearable meme attempt 1

An image of two muscular arms about to arm-wrestle. The left arm is labeled 'Schindler,' and the right arm is labeled 'Epstein.' The text 'Jewish guy with a list' appears above the two arms.

Lustlos from Sw

A Minecraft landscape is displayed. The text on the image says "POV: A video games music is better than Taylor Swift's whole career".

DIANEE

A rubber duck is talking to a young duckling. The speech bubble above says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT PLASTIC SURGERY!!!"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A duck is floating on water. The text above it says: "I am better than you." The text below it says: "I can walk, I can fly, and my body is a boat also."

Adolf kitler

The image consists of four quadrants. The top left shows a ginger cat sitting on a chair with paws tucked in. The text in the top right says "using the normal drake format". The bottom left is another photo of the same cat in a similar pose. The bottom right says "using some photos of my cat because he's cute and I want to bring attention to how he sits on his paws weird."

Adolf kitler

A cat with grey and black swirling patterns is curled up on a carpeted cat tree, making it resemble a snail. The image asks the question, "Is this a cat or a snail?"

Adolf Nigler

Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.

The image shows two different cars. The top car has a white frame and is associated with a disgusted looking cartoon fish, ketchup, tomatoes, spaghetti, and pizza. Above this image are the words, "This is Trash". The bottom car has a red frame and is associated with two pixelated chicken thighs and the same cartoon fish looking content. Above this is the phrase, "But I like this."

Heroin Monkey

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