I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
What's ghost's favorite food? I like some BOO-RITOS!
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??
Lunch and Dinner!!!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
any food a orphan has is a family sized meal
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donalds
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs ♿ 👩🦼 meals on wheels 😋 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed
