I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
lol this joke may not be funny but what do u call your mom fat and emo
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
Holy fucking shit Addison watersharky Gwen and all of you other cringelords I swear to god I I hear one more thing about โplease be kind no bullying on the internetโ I will actually shoot my local school. You may not know since you are only 8yrs old or whatever but the world is not kind. Itโs full of sick people out to beat others and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness itโs just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your โplease be kind โmessages to yourselves
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
anong tawag sa cake na may ubo
edi COUGH cake NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?" ; and way down South : "You awake, mom?"
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterdayโs grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills and a cop pulls up and he says โmaโam maโam your bag is leaking hundred dollar billsโ then she says โOh thank you I wonder how long thatโs been going onโ and the cop says โ before I help you may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 billโ and the Lady says โOK Iโll tell you so I live next to a stadium and I have this beautiful rose garden but heโs dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes so they stick their junk through the fence and I grabbed your junk I said $100 dollars or its coming offโ the cop says โoh OK well whatโs the other bag forโ and she says well not all of them want to give me $100.
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how? Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same
