Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
3+3=****
Why do downs kids blend in in geometry.
Their foreheads are angled.
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "you mathematicians don't know your limits."
What’s a teacher favorite tree
A geometry
How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my ass kicked lets be friends ?
what did one negative say to the other negative, together we can make a postitive
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
