Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Iron Man dies.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
