What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Kenshiro is already dead.
